Happy Valentine's Day | Flickr
Happy Valentine's Day | Flickr
From February 15, 2023 post.
Valentine's Day Special
Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have a warrant? Give our lovely dispatchers a call and ask them to please send a deputy to your ex-valentine's location, for a special holiday offer.
Today's special includes free transportation, one hour of being chauffeured to Colfax County by one of our very own deputies, new wrist jewelry, a glamour headshot photo with a great black & white background, a stylish comfy outfit, a stay at the highly sought after Vigil Maldonado Detention Center. If you call before 5PM this offer will include a special Valentine's dinner
All this can be yours for a price of a phone call to 575-374-2504! Callers can remain anonymous
And because we love a good deal, we’re offering this amazing offer for the next 365 days! But don't wait and call today.
Original source can be found here.
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